Friday, August 28, 2009

Random Post

Demon's here

Wow.. Tingling, Great post... The BITCH deserves wad u had written there..ROFL

Tell u wad... U have FALLEN IN LOVE v that guy..LOL..Sei lo sei lo..

Thursday, August 27, 2009

疲劳轰炸! urgh.

ting ling's here.

Boohoo.
yea,i'm really dead beat,these few days,due to some personal reasons.
i hd been sleeping at 4am every 'morning'.
of course i am nt suffering frm insomnia,
but,instead,tat dude just kept appearing in my mind.
oh gosh,i cnt help thinking of him.
deep loud sigh.....
SOS.

*** *** ***
That fucking bitch,i feel so annoyed whenever i think of YOU!
you're such a bloody jerk!
who on earth do you tink you are,nuisance?!
i always wonder,and feel lyk asking u,
hey,bitch,are you retarded?
cant you just use ur brain b4 u tel anythng?
owww.perhaps u dun hv a brain.right?o maybe u're purely bird-brained.haa
ew.sucky dumbo.what a screwy creature..
u made me feel lyk slapping you,rite now.
urgh.
retarded shit.


May god bless all the men of the earth giving them wisdom in all situations.In Jesus name I pray.Amen.

Friday, August 21, 2009

Tragic~

Demon's Sad, Depressed n Dejected...

Haiz...Et, Tingling, Xin en, Aichian, n I were a struck by tragedies these few weeks. Things went beyond our imagination.It's truly sad.

2day, Kq bought some donuts( not SOME actually) 2 skull n Let us have some. N KQ, thx... d Donuts r fantastic. Bt den, Mr Yip saw d donuts n To cut d long story short, About 17 of us from 2a,2b,4b n 5a were lectured by him 4 bout 20 mins. Sad arrghhh...==

Dearest Kq, Wb n Wl:

We're sori 4 wad happened 2day. We nvr expect things will turn out to b so complicated. Kq, again, juz lyk wad tingling has said, we appreciate wad u did juz nw n reali, THANK YOU n SORRY. Juz call anione of us when u r feeling down. We'll oways b there 4 u.

To YOU-KNOW-WHO:

Pls juz shut ur BITCHY mouth if you noe ntg.. There's always a limit 4 our temper. Dun spread nonsense n dun act lyk u r innocent or wad. It's truly disgusting! U r TERRIBLE, HORRIBLE lyk a VEGETABLE..Yucks.. Dun force us 2 slap u one day. Who noes? We might do it one day.. IF u r really annoting us

i'm sorry.=(

Attn: Mr.Young Ker Qin

I'm sorry to put u in trouble.
and oso wen li n wen bing.
sorry.............
All of us feel so damn guilty.=(
Indeed,as wad u said,nobody expect thngs to turn out to be lyk tis.
U're nt the only one to be blamed,actually.
Yet,u shouldered all the responsiblity urself.
It made us feel much much more guilty,u noe.
No nid to say sorry le,u r nt wrong,k?
n dun feel sad,pls.
We wil stand by u!
for now n oways.

by the way,the doughnuts are heavenly delicious!
we enjoyed it,very very much.
n thanks 4 belanja tat "sedikit"=)

miss 'v' wont blame u d la.relax.
i tink she wil be touched instead.

Lastly,i would like to say--
SORRY & THANKS!

sincerely,n truthfully,
by
SIM T.L.

Tuesday, August 18, 2009


yoyoyo.an9el is here,again.^^ seem tat d violent dem0n hd ard written quite many articles so far,much much more than mine,so i hv made up my mind to 赶上她!


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今天是馨仪小姐的生日勒。哈哈。今天刚体育完,一回到班上,就听到她们在拍手。我不管三七二十一,就开始了第一句的--Happy birthday to you.依彤听见了就马上和我一起唱,接着就变成所有的女生都在唱了捏。哈哈。唱完英文版的,我,依彤与永乐又接着唱了韩文版的。我们都唱得很大很大声捏。哈哈。我们都把我们的诚意和祝福都大声地唱出来了哦。后来我还问馨仪,有没有很感动?她也点头说有。哇噻!好有成就感捏!在此,我祝你———


happy birthday.&

福如东海,寿比南山。&

永远青春美丽.&

学业越来越棒。&

身体强壮,健康。&

还有,要天天开心ya! =)


支持馨仪的朋友也可以在此留言祝福她哟。^^

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今天的体育节超级霹雳无敌刺激,好玩的哟!我也不懂在抢球的时候'跪跌'了多少次,可见我是拼了老命在玩的。最好笑的还是在我们准备从永乐手中抢球的时候。我们都拼了咯!在经过一番激烈的'厮杀'后,我们还是没能从他手中抢走那粒球。原因是——那时永乐的手全部都是粘粘的汗,让她像油鬼仔一样从我们手中溜走。现在想到,都觉得好恶心捏。他的汗厚,跟你讲,可以跟superglue 比了咯。说不定还赢 superglue lo.(我在用夸张手法,他还是没比 superglue 来得强)


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Saturday, August 15, 2009

yeepie! ^^

yoyoyo.an9el is here.hahaha.=)
deng deng deng deng!i gt a yellow belt 4 my taekwando!
lalala~yeah!hooray!yeepie!woohoo!
oh my god.it's unbelievable,right?
i called my dad when i first got into my mummy's car.
here's our conversation:

ling:aloha.may i speak to mr.sim?

dad:yes.who's speaking?

ling:your daughter,沈麻烦!!(my dad oways cal me tat)

dad:haiz.wads up man? (ow,my dad is cute rite?)

ling:沈先生,我有一件重要的事想要告诉你。想先请问你,你的心脏够强吗?

dad:很强,超强的.请说吧。

ling:你女儿拿到黄带了勒!for taekwando.

dad:hahahahaha.(my dad reali laugh 4 quite a while when he heard tis).wow.可能吗?你这种大小姐那里可能?!tipu 的是吗?

ling:真的!我没有骗你。厉害勒。哇哈哈。

dad:不错一下啦。哈哈。要奖励吗?

ling:no no no.no nid.just gv me a treat in XXX(由于版权问题,不方便透露)哈哈。
*** *** ***

哇!超想开香槟庆祝阿。虽然没有什么了不起,但是我已经很满足了捏。
下午永乐打电话来。我跟他讲--eh.我拿到黄带了蕾。
怎知,他很像比我还兴奋,一直恭喜我。谢谢你咯,永乐。

*** *** ***
像永乐说的,这几天有很多意想不到的事情。我只能说——indeed.nobody can be trusted.
shit man.tat smiling villain.u are such a w*s**e*!
现在只希望事情能快点平息,不然,大家都很像闷闷不乐的。看了心情也不好捏。呜呜。
厄。不开心的人别不开心了啦。cheer up.k.

回归训练~

Demon's here..

终于,邓永乐我回去练球了!!好棒好棒....到了球场,不敢进去。3分钟后才慢慢的走进去,教练还假假不认识我,问我是谁=.=
一个月没握球拍了,手有点斗。不过打起来的感觉还不错=)呃,要比青苗赛了,可能会去做裁判$.$

Peanut去打针,daddy说针还没插到他,它就在那边吠,假假=.=有其主人必有其宠物

最近,学校发生了一些事,不少人被拖下水。呃,总算看清了一些人的真面目,想找一个能守秘密的人还真难。

Saturday, August 8, 2009

洋人!!!

Demon's here, again!

19年了!19年了!!!我们家的老大哥总算做出了一些有用的事了!

今天,他把它的一个朋友带回家过夜。而令人兴奋的是,他是一个‘红毛人”!!!!!!啊!!!!棒透了!
他名叫--hugh,18岁,190++公分,体重不详。他来自荷兰,他精通各种语言,如华文,英文,荷兰文,马来文,德语...超酷的!我还和他握手呢!!!!不想洗手了

吃饭时,我爸爸在那边说了一大堆连洋人都听不懂的英语,我们就在一旁边偷笑便喷饭。可是啊,hugh超会做人,他在那边一脸认真地看着我爸爸,一边点头,到了最后,他就说:"我听不懂”。=.=

哟哟哟!他在我家过夜哦。睡在我哥哥的房间...夜深人静时,我就偷偷溜进他的房间......哈哈...然后...=)......

啦啦啦~一起去郊游

Demon's here.





耶!今天eca去动物园,虽然这也不是一件很值得让人开心的事,但感觉也蛮不错的。=)


这个柔佛动物园呢,看来看去比较像是一个农场,动物只有几只,像是狮子,老虎,大象等。比较吸引人的就是orang utan 了。Haur ying啊,总算找到你的祖宗了!



Haurying's photo






可恶的是,我和筠仪想要合照,就叫一个science society的印度人帮我们拍。我们把相机交给了她,她就说“no problem".然后我们摆好pose,在那边等她,谁知道他竟然走掉,去拍动物。=.=可恶可恶可恶!!!拍动物都不要拍我们。
就是这张超辛苦才拍到的照片了。







然后呢,nicholas phua 中头奖!我们经过一棵大树的时候,就听到有人在那边喊和笑。原来,一只可爱的小鸟在他衣服上漏粪,太棒了!这真是一个千载难逢的机会。clap clap clap








说到Tingling的Jeremi Long 就想笑。刚才,我为了Tingling的幸福,不顾我的淑女形象,去要求和他拍照。岂知,他拒绝了我!心碎。咳,悲哀啊悲哀=.=可是,不到黄河心不死,我算是勉强的与他“合”照了。可恶的Young Ker Qin一直忘不了我msn的名字,在那边一直说“不要脸不要脸”气死人。


Tingling's jeremi( Dun b jealous, Tingling)


Class Photo~Wai Khen, Juin yee n Alien

总的来说,今天真是一个蛮好玩的一天=)

Friday, August 7, 2009

决定了!!!

根据中国记载,其中三个最伟大的‘邓’之一的——邓永乐在此。


呃,说到这个就生气!我只是把我msn的名字改成“根据中国历史记载,中国曾出现三个最伟大的‘邓’,其中两个分别是‘邓小平’和‘邓丽君’,而另一个最特别的就是——邓永乐。” 不到一下子,就有好多人就说“少来了!”更可恶的是,young kerqin 竟把‘最特别’改成‘最不要脸’!=.=气炸!拜托,这不是自吹自擂,这是事实好不好?!可恶=.=Goh rui qian还说:自恋的永乐。T.T

对,我决定了!决定明天才去练球。=P
哈...拖了这么久,也该面对现实了。无论教练怎么骂我,都没关系啦。笑一笑就好了=)

咳,自从peanut来了以后,家里就一直传来猫叫声(它的吠声蛮像猫的啦)。两晚没睡在我那温暖的床了 ,晚上一直得陪它。咳,南无阿弥陀佛,善哉善哉。

韩国人!!


yabusekyo!(hello in korean)
chonen ting ling inmitak.(i'm ting ling in korean) ^^

最近,f1A 来了一个韩国人。虽然长得没有比具俊表,苏易正,宋宇彬这些韩星那样帅,和酷,但本人还是觉得他挺可爱的哟。哈哈。个子很高一下,不过身材呢,厄,算是chubby 型的吧。重点是,他的皮肤很像有用SK-II酱噢,超级霹雳无敌嫩的!又白,又细,又滑溜溜的。等一下,请各位乡亲父老不要误会。我没有摸过。只是用眼睛打量罢了。呵呵。哇塞,韩国人捏!要是他是具俊表就好了,哀哉!

今天风和日丽捏。在下课的时候,我就跑到内位韩国弟弟的桌子那边,对着他,讲了一声 "Ah nei ha sei yo".就溜走了。当然,我没错过他的表情。他看起来很shocked.但我却很shiok捏!!真的是--爽,爽,爽哟!
p/s:the term "ah nei ha sei yo" actuali means "hello" or sort of "how are you" in korean.^^

这位韩国小弟弟应该被我吓到了吧。嘿嘿。不好意思哟。
我会努力去学多一点韩语的。等我吧,韩国小帅哥。呵呵。
hazima (but in korean),请你放心,我跟你说sarangheiyo的日子不会到的啦。呵呵。

Thursday, August 6, 2009

Demon's feeling down

Demon's here, sad n desperate...


Sad. Tat's d word which suits me well now. To me, he's a nobody. But, I m still wondering tat y I still couldn't get over it. The scenes yesterday kept replaying in my mind when I think about it. Sad n Hurt. I couldn't 4gt his expression yesterday. The words he said kept ringing in my ears. Can't be erased...Aniway, to You-know-who, I m truly sorry if I have made u in a dilemma situation yesterday. I apologise.( Tingling, I noe wad u r tinking nw. Sweep away tat evil thought)

The only happy thing tat happened these few days is.... There's a new puppy in my house. Its name's Peanut. Peanut + Butter+ Cocoa= Demon's 宝贝

C-R-U-S-H.

I hung up the phone tonight.
Something happened for the first time deep inside.
It was a rush,what a rush.

Cause the possiblity,
That you would ever feel the same way about me.
It's just too much,just too much.

Why do i keep running from the truth?
All i ever think about is you.
You got me hypnotized,
so mesmerized.
And i have just got to know.

Do you ever think when you're all alone
Al that we can be,
Where this thing can go?
Am I crazy or falling in love?
Is it real or just another crush?

Do you catch a breath when I look at you?
Are you holding back like the way I do?
Cause i'm tryingand trying to walk away.
But i know this crush ain't going away.

Has it ever crossed your mind?
Whe we're hanging,spending time girl,
are we just friends?
Is there more.
is there more?

See it's a chance we've gotta take
Cause i believe that
we can make this into something that will last.
last forever,forever.


I had got a CRUSH on this song.

Monday, August 3, 2009

大爆料!

今天超级倒霉滴捏。托永乐的福,我竟然吃到王梓雨丢进垃圾桶里的糖!!!哇噻,未免也太不卫生了吧。sot 的咯,永乐你,咳,我前世底造了什么孽啊。罗王也不必酱惩罚我吧。很恶心咧,现在想到都想vomit lor。
罪魁祸首就是那鬼见鬼爱的邓永乐。他就是幕后指使人。讨厌阿。
一回到家,永乐就打电话给我,说他不是故意滴。咳,大人不记小人过,原谅你吧。
来说说我和永乐的中呗.我俩的中楷都挺屌的哦。咱俩都没拿过4分以上。嘿嘿。可想而知,我们的字是很有艺术性的咯。是不是很想欣赏一下呢?欢迎哦。还有,我们的字还有其它用途滴。那就是---符!因为,真的,实在,太像太像鬼画符了捏。嘿黑。>< 相信大家都懂郭安吧。一个香港演员来滴。演那个“阿旺”滴。那个阿旺很可爱勒.哈哈!!!
我写这一篇很废,哈哈。其实是想暗示大家永乐的心上人。希望聪明的你能找出本人的别有用心哟。其实很简单滴,不用想的太复杂,就okay le.=) 猜到了,可以留言哦。^^
猜不到,也要留言,我会给你多一点暗示的。^^
永乐,不好意思,刚才讲电话的时候你也没反对,这篇就当做你为补偿我而设的那三个愿望的其中之一吧。剩下的两个明天去学校再讲呗。

Sunday, August 2, 2009

They HATE me

Demon's here=(


气死了气死了!!!


今天呢,我到屋子附近骑脚车。这也没什么大不了,可是问题是,不论我骑到哪,那些屋子里面的狗狗就在那边一直吠!有些越吠越兴奋,差点没能跳出来。可恶,还是Butter和Cocoa最乖。

骑着骑着,人算不如天算,我看见了那“三剑客”!这三支流氓路霸狗狗上次一看见我就追我,害我差点从脚车上跌下来。这回呢,我们四只对视了几秒钟后,我就骑着脚车,夹着尾巴逃跑!鸡蛋,他们竟然在我后头边追边吠,嘴巴开得大大的,露出他们那要死人不偿命的牙齿!突然间,我停下脚车,他们也停下脚步;我往后一瞪,他们就逃跑了。够力,我酱恐怖?

算了,好女不跟丑狗斗。可是,我们上辈子可能是冤家吧,因为,呃....那个是...冤家路窄!不到五分钟,我又见到了他们!!! 他们在那边玩他们的,我也没打算理他们。可是,正当我要骑脚车逃跑时,我看见了3个大概7/8岁的小朋友,骑着脚车向我的方向前进。不行,不能逃,这样有失言面!所以我扶着脚车,站在那儿假装观察它们。

小朋友见到了我,问到:“姐姐,你的狗啊?”好笑,如果是我的狗,你们就惨了咯。
“不是,我不认识他们”邓永乐,你在说什么???
“姐姐,你不怕它们咩?”不怕的话我早就踢他们了咯。
“不会啦,我不怕狗,我家里也有”说什么大话..
“姐姐,你赶他们走咧,我们怕狗!”臭小子,这种事你们不会自己做啊!
“啊??!!哦...”还逞强?“喔喔喔...”为了赶走他们,我只好对着他狂吠。他们瞪了我一眼,就继续玩他们的。
“他们很忙,不要理他们啦。我回了Byebye”永乐,你越来越幼稚了啦。竟然幼稚到跟狗吵架...

咳,原来那些狗狗这么讨厌我......可悲啊可悲...

Saturday, August 1, 2009

嘿嘿

嗨。本人神停〇。
今天的心情好多了。因为昨天我看到了帅哥--nickname:luan3 jing1 tian1!!这真是振奋人心的一件事啊。现在想到他,还是感觉很shiok.哈哈。现在就让我说说昨天课外活动的“看帅哥记”吧。

下课后,我就随着那芊美眉到她的课室去。她告诉我今天他们要在石头上画画,画四季的颜色。哇塞,一听就知道是超级霹雳无敌高难度的!就这样,胆大包天滴我就悄悄地潜入了他们的课室。一进去,看到了朋友们,就热情地说了一声"hi"。正所谓:“无事不登三宝殿”嘛。我千里迢迢来到这,绝对不是只为打招乎那么滴简单。此行当然是要看帅哥的啦。嘿嘿。

可惜,时间方面并没有掌握得好,帅哥还没回来。我二话不说,就冲到了帅哥的位子,欣赏他美丽的作品。我的天哪,他简直可以当画家了咯。一级棒的捏!bravo man!

过后,我手痒了一下,can't tahan myself le,就乘机摸了一下帅哥的铅笔盒。哇,是黑色滴捏。超级霹雳无敌酷哟!相信周杰伦看了,也会忍不住说一声“屌哦!”

最后,也是高潮的时候。在那芊小姐,也称作“mrs.sashikumar aka sashikumari" 的耸勇之下,(paiseh,i duno hw 2 write d word song32 yong3,wad i mean is actuali "instigate"..不好意思捏),我坐上了帅哥的chair!shiok.

xin hui,qi en n wen xi hv al casted weird glances at me,they must most probably stunned at my idiotic behaviour.><

好S-H-I-O-K的一天哪!shiok shiok shiok.

sorry hor.my chinese isn't very gud as dem0n's.sorry if there's any mistakes.

烦啊!@.@

Demon's here..

咳,烦啊烦啊~ 已经差不多有一个月没去练球了,不知道教练会不会与我“断绝关系”=(。今晚有练球,想去可是又不敢去。咳咳咳~去还是不去?烦~


下午,庭菱打电话给我,她又在那边发花痴了。真的是...

哦,昨天呢,齐恩给我上了一堂“礼仪课”。在科学室里,她教我怎么坐,怎么站,怎么走,凶爆了!咳,她边教边摇头,说什么我不是女的,我的重心不稳...气爆了。可恶的庭菱和心慧在旁边狂笑,还模仿我走路的姿势。鸡蛋@.@可恶!
咳咳,从今天起,我一定要朝我“温柔贤淑,优雅大方,斯斯文文,人见人爱,鬼见鬼爱,车见车载”的目标迈进!当然也要摆脱阿嫂的称号!=)