写-华-语~

Demon's here...

厄...... 今天，我有一个神圣的任务，那就是.......



写华语！！！！还要是标准的华语，并且必须拼命地塞成语或谚语=P
赫赫....我的华语烂到.....所以请大家不要计较啊。。=P

OK...首先呢，庭菱啊，不要再难过了啦..这次华语老师给你B，你就拿中楷来发泄吧！鬼画符一下也不错啦，吓晕她，去年我也是这样做。=p下次再努力吧！‘少壮不努力，老大徒伤悲’（是这样用的？)=.=

呃，我们的老爸真是心有灵犀一点通啊...我的老爸刚才也在骂我，因为我开了电脑就跑去睡觉...咳，这叫做....江山易改，本性难移。=）

哦，对了，放学的时候，在巴士上，年少无知的我和巴士上的一个小妹妹--Koh Yah Qi aka Qiqi一起玩剪刀石头布，谁输了就得中打。可恶，qiqi赢了，Kengyik和Chuin peng就分工合作地往我手上打；我赢了，就只能由我一个人打，亥，同人不同命啊....最后，打倒我的手都黑青了==下次不玩了！真是不经一事不长一智。

可怜的手==

上地理课的时候，我一个不小心，就趴在桌上睡着了...睡着睡着，不知怎么的，就感觉四处一片寂静，静得有点诡异。接着就听到有人在那边叫：“永乐永乐，起来了!”张开眼睛，老师和全班学生都在看着我！@.@
恐怖啊~


呃，到此为止。咳，写华语好难~不过，蛮开心的，因为塞了好多句不相干的熟语下去.爽！

an9el is feeling D-O-W-N :'(

There's ntg special today.it's gruelling in sch.truly truly xien.==
as usual.aft balik rumah,an9el n demon hd a long long long talk on phone.at least 1n 1/2 hr.
as usual.we talked bout the same topic.
Guess wad? yea.the topic is "Handsome GUYS".hehe^^

Today i hd just asked thelittle,funny twins--wen bing & wen li 2 cum n view an9el n dem0n's blog.Yet,sadly,wen bing said:"不要啦,你们两个的一定全部是很深的英文，我肯定看不懂的"
oh,lord.well.i jz told them i hv written chinese on it as wel.its nt completely english.it has chinese,okay.yea.C-H-I-N-E-S-E.华文.n the words we use r nt so profound tat they'r uncomprehendable.so,dear Wen bing n Wen li,pls cum 2 view an9el n dem0n's blog.ok?~_~pls

Actuali,i hv just kena scolded by my dad a while ago.无风不起浪,right?(LOL.i use 谚语!!woohoo!)
erm.d reason.n the only reason is my R-E-S-U-L-T.oh.GOSH!it's my first time kena scolded by my dad becoz of my result.my dad hd never marah v me 4 my result.i mean,NEVER.
I'm feeling down,u noe.so troubled.so desperated n blue.=( phew.

Frankly,i reali did very badly tis time.n i hd gt a B for my chinese.gosh man!i never gt a B.n perhaps tats y my dad is mad wif me.my chinese is going worse to WORST.tis time.i hd kena deducted 5 marks becoz i didn't write the wad.um.ti2 hao4.n tis B made me dun feel like taking chinese after PMR.i tink i cnt take it if i gt a b for my bc in pmr.reali.cnt take it.n i tink it's sometimes gud 2 becum a OCBC.--Orang Cina Bukan Cina.tis word is coined by mr ooi,i tink.bt at least i noe hw 2 speak.haha.

my Chinese reali sucks man.it's terrible,horrible,exactly like a VEGETABLE!
i DO like chinese.i hv been attaining gud results 4 my chinese since primary.yet now.i got a B.
What on earth is going on?!Dang it!Faeces.i tink there's reali something wrong wif me,lyk wad my dad said.AAAAArgh!

May God bless me.
May Allah bless me.
May Amitabha bless me.
so tat my chinese wil nt gt a B.a shit B.in next exam.
n may god bless all of u,too.

Demon needs companions~

Demon's here, again...


AAARRRGGGHHH!!!!! Bored to death...
Angel's not free bcs she is busy doing her sejarah project who is supposed to due 2day. Aiyo~ Angel,平时不烧香，临时抱佛脚... Gud luck... Continue hugging ur boyboy's legs n Hope tat u can finish it 2day.

B-O-R-I-N-G...

urgh... Who's free nw?? on9 pls~~~

=.=

Jim & JiNg ^^

woohoo.an9el is here~
well.mr david aka mr black has recently nicknamed Garfield,Jia Seng as "Jim".
It sounds aWesoMe,huh?
i was laughing terribly when i first heard tis name.=)
As i tink tat tis name is reali reali reali funny yet CuT3!
n d fact is d name is dai jing's inspiration actuali.
yea.JIM & JING.what a pair.right?haha
wait a minute!it's JJ!
Oww.JJ is ee thong's idol--林俊杰!!!
it reali sounds fantaStic.n i tink dai jing is quite satisfied wif garfield's new nAme,right?
All the best wishes 2 u two.JJ.^^
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oh ya.dai jing's bro.MR.ooi chun ping,has just cut his hair.
his new hairstyle luks c00l n stylish.
frankly,its reali nice.=)
but when i tel ee thong bout tis.apparently,she didn't see eye to eye to me.
instead.she gave me sort of very "xien" n tinks tat "u'r trUly a lunatic " kind of L00K.
phew.*_#
aargh.my dear ee thong.
we seem never 达成共识 leh.
haiz.++

Shoes~~=.=

Dem0n's here=)


Recently, I realised that my shoes can be quite useful during emergency...

Today, During History period, I was chit-chatting with Qi Xiang n Ziyu... Due to some unspeakable reasons,That Qi Xiang offended me. I tried to kick him but, ALAS my shoes flew straight towards his chests... Yea, I think there would be a big footprint of mine on his shirt..=P

After that, during Mathematics lesson, I took out my shoes ;-) and put in betweem Ziyu n I. Ziyu saw it n threw a plastic into my shoe. Qi Xiang saw it too n suddenly, he kicked my shoe n unfortunately, it landed between Mdm Tan's legs... Mdm Tan was kinda shocked n looked at the shoe, blinking..@.@

Get Well Soon~

Yoyoyo~~ Demon's here...

Erm...Attention~

Mr. Gan Kai Jin aka the RED house's hero was sick for the past few days...

So, let's pray for him so that he can gt well soon ( Although he has recovered fully=)

Actualli, I have ntg 2 write 4 2day, so i juz simply scribbled sth on it...@.@

ANGEL-- a news reporter

Demon here, again...
Regarding wad Ms. Angel said about the boy...
I have no comment on tat part... ZIP~~
Wad she said which haunted me the most is that I dun judge a person by his or her wealth..=)
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The second exam's results r all out ady... Haiz... my results sucks...being EMO again...=.='''
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OMG!! I found out tat I gt more n more white hair when i was looking at the mirror juz nw... AAARRRGGGHHH.... Sooner or later ,I will become a 白发魔女.AARRGGHH...help me!!!

情窦初开的dem0n aka tan yong le.^^

Lalala~d stupid "an93l " is here..hehe..^^

i would first like 2 nasihat the 3viL dem0n.pls kindly st0p using vulgar words in our blog,okay?our blog is holy,sacred n sacrosanct.stop polluting it wif words lyk ka*a*sa* n celaka.STOP IT!

it certainly doesnt sound too gud.right?so.my dear dem0n.乖啦.take my advice,okay?

it's actuali for ur own gud.u noe.U c daniel is such an educated n cultured person.

he's courteous.he's elegant.he's refined,as well.so pls learn 2 b polite by any way n mean.i dun tink ur beloved wil lyk d way u spouting vulgars.so,P-L-E-A-S-E.CHANGE.haha.=)

yoyoyo.apparently.our 情窦初开 d dem0n hs fallen in love wif someb0dY.yea.som3boDY.woohoo.its a piece of gud news actuali.because she hd finali walked out from the love hurts.F-I-N-A-L-L-Y.it's supremely great.dem0n.way to go ya.et n i wil oways stand by u.n gv u our fuLL sUPP0Rt.=)

Bout the guy whom dem0n hs fallen head over heels in love with,im nt going 2 write much bout him.since its sort of PRIVACy.um.i cn only tel u al tat tis guy is handsome.he's cool.he's suave.he's stylish.he's charming.he's well-liked by girls as well.frankly.his smile is spectacularly bewitching,sweet n fetching.n d 1 last thng is.he's quite rich.perhaps tats y dem0n takes fancy of hiM.$.$....US$!!!!haha.

p/s:如果上述条件都符合你的话,a BIG congratulations to U.becoz most probably ,u hv bcum dem0n's PRINCE CHARMING!it's reali 可喜可贺 man! 恭喜恭喜 lor.^^haha.hereby,i,SIM TING LING,shower trillions of billions of gud wishes 2 two of u.

May the god,allah n 阿弥陀佛 bless u two..^^

OOwww.Robert Pattinson is super duper handsome!!!oh lord.he's H-O-T!

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A New and Cool friend=)

Erm... Helloosss Demon here
Few days ago, I get to noe a new friend via msn. His name is......the one and only
GAN KAR HUI
Well, I have seen him in skull before but never talk 2 him.He can run reali fast bt too bad he is nt from red house(champion house in 2010) He is tall and lanky. I find out tat he doesnt smile or talk much in skull. Cool ...
After chatting wif him 4 a while, I found out tat he is reali an interesting and unique fellow. He tells the truth all the time and dun scare about offending others. He talks like an experienced old man who has gone through the thick n thin in life. How impressing... His personality reali left a deep impression on me. My idol...=P
The only thing is sometimes Kar Hui is too quiet n looks quite serious n sad. So, Cheer up n Smile. The world may turn up to be a better place to live in.=)

Stupid angel@.@

OMG!! KANASAI!!! CELAKA!!
I can't believe wad angel had written there!!
SHAVER??!!!..............
Having d name 'Shaver' isnt sth to be proud of, so ms tingling, stop letting d world noe.Talking about her brother, Mr Sim XX XXXX , UURRGGHH! I feel like throwing a big creamy cake at him!!
On one fine day, I saw tingling's brother n I was juz telling tingling tat,' eh, ur brother is fleshier than I think.' And tat Tingling told her brother when she went home. Kanasai... Her brother felt hurt and said tat he wanna gave me a shaver on my birthday... =.= My reputation is ruined....
Listen up, Sim Ting Ling n Lim Ee Thong! Stop calling me SHAVER!!! Or I will STAB u to DEATH!! R.I.P.
Well, regarding wad Tingling wrote about her prince charming, those who wanna noe whom d boy is, pls leave ur comment here... I will tell d truth...
Sori Tingling, cant help it.=)

yea.the second blog.*_*

Yoyoyo.here comes the an9el.woohoo~
Pls kindly give a big round of applause 2 me.hehe.^^(pls forgive me for getting "high" easily.bt pls dont ever tink tat i'm mad.)
Okey-dokey.actuali.i would like 2 talk sth bout the sampat dem0n.+_+
Well.my brother hd nicknamed her "SHAVER" since the day he saw tis dem0n.
The reason is she luk exactly lyk a tomboy tat made my bro feels lyk she's going 2 hv moustache anytime since she hv too much of male sex hormones.
'Shaver' sounds cute.wonderful.n fantastic.isn't it?!^^
Shaver shaver shaver~~~

Lets drop d subject.
Actuali.an9el n dem0n hv 1 more good bUdDy.hehe.^^
Deng* Deng* Deng* Deng*
she's
EE THONG LIM..
she's extraordinarily "gentle"."silent".n "soft-spoken"
yea.i mean.EXTRAORDINARILY.
Yet.she's pretty humorous.
n sometIMes makes me laugh laugh laugh until N0N-sT0p!haha.

um.tats al 4 my blog tis time.
thank you.terima kasih.谢谢捧场.=)

Our first blog=)

Yoo-hoo~ Hellooossss... Thx 4 visiting tis blog.
Erm... To cut the long story short...
This is a blog. B-L-O-G
This is "Angel's" blog.
This is "Demon's" blog.
So, this is Angel's and Demon's blog.
Yeah.. Tq=)